Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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