Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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