shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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