We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just want nice things and good sex
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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