Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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