Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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