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I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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