it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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