what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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