She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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