When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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