i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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