Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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