I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you traded sex for a burrito?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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