dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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