Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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