Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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