sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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