i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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