That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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