I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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