Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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