if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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