North Korea, Best Korea!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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