Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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