And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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