I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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