I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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