Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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