So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
