Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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