I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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