so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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