so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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