absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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