I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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