how hairy? two words: wookie tits
pop tarts are not kleenex
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize