You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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