yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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