I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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