That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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