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• (312): View more from Illinois

  awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!

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  Did someone propose they get off the stage?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Why are your pants in the freezer?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??

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