oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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