Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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