help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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