so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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