just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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