Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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