Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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