is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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