She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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