Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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